twerkspotting:

somecleverwords:

l1ttlebulldozer:

tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts

Except that fettuccine alfredo is gross and I don’t like it. Or mac and cheese.

I will now only refer to beef jerky as meat raisins.

several of these are unattributed mitch hedberg quotes

(via michaelalfredrusso)

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here


Shaolin Soccer (2001)

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

Shaolin Soccer (2001)

(Source: yodiscrepo, via catejay)

theonion:

Man Not Himself Until He Has So Much Coffee He Feels Like He’s Going To Die
mmguitarbar:

jazzblaster:

setmestraight:

man … i really want this guitar 

always remember to credit the source
mmguitarbar
's guitar here its a japanese thinline jazzmaster domestic market guitar i belive , and as for the fender twin, well thats just rad

That’s super cool of you, Jazzblaster!

mmguitarbar:

jazzblaster:

setmestraight:

man … i really want this guitar 

always remember to credit the source
mmguitarbar
's guitar here its a japanese thinline jazzmaster domestic market guitar i belive , and as for the fender twin, well thats just rad

That’s super cool of you, Jazzblaster!

tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

(via floral-grey)

thefuuuucomics:

fuck ur dreams kid

thefuuuucomics:

fuck ur dreams kid

(Source: suprchnk, via michaelalfredrusso)